Hand Over The Tzatziki And Nobody Gets Hurt

In the interest of keeping Robert's culinary horizons wide, we stopped by the Gyro Palace on the way back from dropping off the rental car today. The little dude was duly impressed.

"What is this white stuff in this cup? If this is mayonnaise, I'm not eating no mayonnaise."

"Let me just stick my fork in there and see..."

"Ooh, this looks good."

"Maybe if I took a little piece of gyro and dipped it in there..."

"WOW! σας ευχαριστούμε, mom και τον μπαμπά!" (*)

(* "Thanks, Mom & Dad!")